Standard Issue Rounds - These are your ordinary shots for you ordinary people. (Whiskey, Tequila, Rum, Gin, Vodka, etc.) Order them in bulk or as you go.

Diesel - Half and half lager and cider with blackcurrant cordial. Beat the heat with this refreshment.

The Silverhand - Tequila, bitters, chili pepper and a splash of beer. Named after a certain legend from another universe.

Mem Wipe-R - Double shot of 195 proof grain alcohol mixed with citrus soda, served ice cold. Drink enough of these and you'll forget anything.

Overload - Ceruleum (Brand) Energy Drink mixed with Vodka and garnished with a lime wedge. (Roll /random 20, if you roll over 15, experience circulatory problems.)

Bad Lands Brew - This is a high gravity malt liquor. It's not much for taste, but it's cheap and effective. There's no product quality control, so batches vary wildly. (Roll a /random 20, the higher the number the better the taste.)

Duty Pop - A non-alcoholic beverage containing synthetic-stimulants that causes consumers to experience a burst of energy for 20-30 minutes before crashing. You'll get the job done, but probably feel like shit after its finished; so, it's always best to have extra Duty Pop on hand!

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Accela - When ingested orally, this machine enables the user's brain to work much faster until the device burns out. (This device requires surgery to remove because it does not naturally leave the body)

Soma - This chemical is consumed as a liquid and can be mixed into any beverage with the additional effect of bliss. Official information regarding addiction/dependency appears to be missing. (Compounding effects depending on other chemicals in play may occur.)

Protocol 07 - Reconnect to the World using this psychedelic compound design to heighten empathy and psychic potential. Taken orally, gelcaps.

Synth-Dreamweed - Unlike naturally occurring dreamweed, this product is synthesized in a lab and only contains some of the psycho-active chemicals, causing loss of sensation, euphoria, and sometimes hallucinations.

Neuroin - Inhaled using an atomizer. This compound causes the user to become extremely euphoric, but it damages the brain and causes long-term addiction and eventual dependency.

Bloody Eye - This stimulant/steroid is sprayed directly into the eye granting limited-time superhuman strength and awareness.